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Wednesday, 29 October 2014

SAY NO TO ADDICTION...


DON'T IGNORE ANYTHING IN LIFE.....
DON'T GET ADDICTED TO ANYTHING IN LIFE.....
JUST DO THINGS....
OBSERVE THEM...
LIFE ITSELF IS SO STUPID.....
WHY TO GET SO SERIOUS....

Monday, 27 October 2014

PUNE CONVENTION HANGOVER- I FEEL SO LONELY



Few moments ago, few hours ago.....
This place was so alive,
now it seems dead......
Memories of those beautiful memories,
moving around.....
I can feel their presence....

and i stand in midst of them....
all alone...
i feel so lonely...
without that noise.....
that sound of laughter...
I feel so lonely without..
those beautiful smiles.....
those pretty faces.....

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- SOMETIMES THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME AS WE SEE IT...


I Always thought my friends can do no wrong was my belief. When one of my friend's had a breakup, i always thought that it was the girl who was wrong. I always thought she was a slut who used boy's as per her needs and in my mind's i must have abused her several times. She was a common friend but i broke ties with her. Things that were told about her made a negative perception of her in my mind. But truth has its own way to reveal out. It leaks out somehow in some way. 

One day i visited him at his place. After talking for a while, he went for a bath. i saw his mobile lying on the couch, so just for fun started playing with it. Out of curiosity, i checked his whatsapp chats and i read the chat of him and his ex girlfriend. That was when truth struck me hard, really hard.

She was not that bad as i was told, he was not that good as i always thought. He had his own faults, his own mistakes to count but he never revealed his bad side to me. I realized she was not a slut, just a sweet simple loving girl who just needed some love, care and attention. It was not her mistake completely. Mistakes happened on both sides.

I felt really guilty to think so bad of her and i was surprised that how people we love can be so devilish at times. He could be this bad to a girl, i never thought. But then i realized no one is good all the time, no one is bad all the time. We all have a devil in us, We all have an angel in us. 

I took out my mobile, searched her in my favorites list and texted her a Hiii....it was my first step towards correcting my mistake and getting out of the pool of guilt, i accidently jumped into. I waited for her reply, but it didn't come.....

"Ladki hai bhaav to khaayegi" but She is a Friend too " Kab tak bhaav khaayegi"......HA HA HA HA H

Monday, 20 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- PERHAPS THE BEST GROUP PHOTO OF ALL OF US.....

UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL

1 Peter 3:8 Finally, all of you, have unity of mind, sympathy, brotherly love, a tender heart, and a humble mind.
John 13:35 By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.

John 17:23 I in them and you in me, that they may become perfectly one, so that the world may know that you sent me and loved them even as you loved me.

Acts 4:32  Now the full number of those who believed were of one heart and soul, and no one said that any of the things that belonged to him was his own, but they had everything in common.

Philippians 2:1-3 So if there is any encouragement in Christ, any comfort from love, any participation in the Spirit, any affection and sympathy, complete my joy by being of the same mind, having the same love, being in full accord and of one mind.  Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.

Colossians 3:14 And above all these put on love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony.

1 John 4:12  No one has ever seen God; if we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- SOMETIMES EVEN FARTS CAN BE USEFUL


We were  sitting on a couch, she was looking really tensed. 
i asked her," what's the matter, you look really tensed". 
she said," yes i am". 
I said," share with me what's the matter, May be i can find a solution". 
she said," yaar i am really pissed off with him, i always thought about him as my friend but he is very much obsessed with me now and he acts so weird at times". 
i said," so are you sure, he has a huge crush on you and very much attracted towards you". 
she said," yes i am very much sure about it".
i said," so what do you want now". 
she said," i just want to shoo him away..... i cannot tolerate him any more now". i said," ok i have an idea". 
she said," and what's that". 
I said," when you both are sitting together, just fart before him".
she said," what , are you mad or what, from where do you bring such crazy ideas, duffer".
i said," tujhe apni izzat pyaari hai ya nai".
she said," ofcourse hai".
i said," so do as i say, just go ahead and fart babe".
she said," you must be joking".
i said," common i am serious".
she said,"hmmm so you think, it will do the trick".
i said," see if its just a sexual attraction and if he just wants to bang you, he will get away from you with embarassment but if he loves you, we would have to come up with something else...till then just move ahead with our farting plan".
she said," you are mad....totally mad"
i said," bhaad main jaa fir...no suggestions from me now" and i made a angry face.
She said," ok i will do as you say".
i said," good girl".

And our meeting ended that day

Next day she came dancing and giggling, and as soon she came near me, she hugged me tightly and said," Mere chatur ramalingam, you are a genius.."
I said," so your so called obsessed lover,is no more obsessed with you".
She said," Yes actually it happened.....uski shakal dekhne layak thi..when i executed your plan..now he won't dare to come near me..... ha ha ha ha...."


Moral of the story- Sometimes a fart can do things that a slap cannot



Saturday, 18 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- USKE DONO NIPPLES PE GOLIYAAN DAAGNA...JISNE TUMHARI DOST KI IZZAT PE FAREB DAALA


We meet every evening to have our favorite cup of tea from  the nearby chai wala bhaiya who puts his stall outside our colony and must say he makes really awesome tea.  I and her go for a night walk as we come back from work and have our favorite tea from that chai waala bhaiya.  One day like every other day, she had some interesting stuff to share. She said,” you know buddy I had told you, that there is this guy in my office who keeps hitting on me every day”. I said,” ya you did, that same idiotic guy naa….who keeps stalking you”. She said,” ya the same, but please don’t call him an idiot, I find him so cute”. I gave a big smile and ridiculed her,” ohh so finally, some feelings are actually there from your side too…its not really a one sided affair”. She laughed and said,” hmm don’t know may be, today he asked me out for a date, just a cup of coffee with him”. I said,” oh woowwww….things are really moving fast than I expected”. She chuckled and asked,” should I go”. I made a straight face and said,” no you should not”. She protested,” why should I not, common, just a cup of coffee, what’s wrong with it and what’s wrong with you, I will go”. I said,” ok chill, go but wear loose clothes, loose tops and a long loose skirt, no exposing of your tits and body”. Saying this I winked at her, she looked at me with a puzzled looked and gave me a punch and said,” chal bey, I will wear my normal clothes”. I said,” as you wish babe, I bet pakka….thorough out your coffee date, he will keep staring at your boobs or he will keep stealing glances at your figure”. She said,” that we will see”. I burst out laughing and said,” tera to kaam dal gaya beta”. She said,” onn poda”. We then wen to our respective homes.

Next day, we met at the same time, same place and went for a walk.  I looked at her and I could make out she was lost in a different world altogether. I asked her,” what happened, how was your coffee date, I guess you are still lost in his thoughts”. She replied still lost in her own world,” what you said was right”. I thought for a while,” and what did I say”. She said still lost,” that bastard was looking at my boobs all the time…moron…I have never met such a despo before”. As soon as I heard this, I burst out laughing and that laughter was unstoppable.  She made a sadistic expression,” now please don’t make fun of me, I am already depressed. You all men are the same….ass holes”. I got furious and said,” ohh mind your tongue….i had warned you before, you didn’t listen and now blaming the whole male fraternity…. You all women are the same, you never owe up to your own mistakes and blame others”. She said,” acha I am sorry, now I want you to promise me something”. I said,” what”. She took my hand in her and took it close to her heart, I for a while thought, what is she doing, is she proposing me.
 She said,” Us kamine ke dono nipples pe goliyan daagna, jisne tumhare dost ki izzat pe fareb daala” and saying this, she was rolled in laughter. I was like for a second didn’t get what she said but then after some seconds…I too was laughing with her………


Tuesday, 14 October 2014

CAT AND RAT


Life is like a race between Cat & Rat

& Rat mostly wins,

because Cat runs for food,
& Rat runs for life.



Remember: "Purpose is more important than need!!"