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Tuesday, 21 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- SOMETIMES THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME AS WE SEE IT...


I Always thought my friends can do no wrong was my belief. When one of my friend's had a breakup, i always thought that it was the girl who was wrong. I always thought she was a slut who used boy's as per her needs and in my mind's i must have abused her several times. She was a common friend but i broke ties with her. Things that were told about her made a negative perception of her in my mind. But truth has its own way to reveal out. It leaks out somehow in some way. 

One day i visited him at his place. After talking for a while, he went for a bath. i saw his mobile lying on the couch, so just for fun started playing with it. Out of curiosity, i checked his whatsapp chats and i read the chat of him and his ex girlfriend. That was when truth struck me hard, really hard.

She was not that bad as i was told, he was not that good as i always thought. He had his own faults, his own mistakes to count but he never revealed his bad side to me. I realized she was not a slut, just a sweet simple loving girl who just needed some love, care and attention. It was not her mistake completely. Mistakes happened on both sides.

I felt really guilty to think so bad of her and i was surprised that how people we love can be so devilish at times. He could be this bad to a girl, i never thought. But then i realized no one is good all the time, no one is bad all the time. We all have a devil in us, We all have an angel in us. 

I took out my mobile, searched her in my favorites list and texted her a Hiii....it was my first step towards correcting my mistake and getting out of the pool of guilt, i accidently jumped into. I waited for her reply, but it didn't come.....

"Ladki hai bhaav to khaayegi" but She is a Friend too " Kab tak bhaav khaayegi"......HA HA HA HA H

Monday, 20 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- PERHAPS THE BEST GROUP PHOTO OF ALL OF US.....

UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL

1 Peter 3:8 Finally, all of you, have unity of mind, sympathy, brotherly love, a tender heart, and a humble mind.
John 13:35 By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.

John 17:23 I in them and you in me, that they may become perfectly one, so that the world may know that you sent me and loved them even as you loved me.

Acts 4:32  Now the full number of those who believed were of one heart and soul, and no one said that any of the things that belonged to him was his own, but they had everything in common.

Philippians 2:1-3 So if there is any encouragement in Christ, any comfort from love, any participation in the Spirit, any affection and sympathy, complete my joy by being of the same mind, having the same love, being in full accord and of one mind.  Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.

Colossians 3:14 And above all these put on love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony.

1 John 4:12  No one has ever seen God; if we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- SOMETIMES EVEN FARTS CAN BE USEFUL


We were  sitting on a couch, she was looking really tensed. 
i asked her," what's the matter, you look really tensed". 
she said," yes i am". 
I said," share with me what's the matter, May be i can find a solution". 
she said," yaar i am really pissed off with him, i always thought about him as my friend but he is very much obsessed with me now and he acts so weird at times". 
i said," so are you sure, he has a huge crush on you and very much attracted towards you". 
she said," yes i am very much sure about it".
i said," so what do you want now". 
she said," i just want to shoo him away..... i cannot tolerate him any more now". i said," ok i have an idea". 
she said," and what's that". 
I said," when you both are sitting together, just fart before him".
she said," what , are you mad or what, from where do you bring such crazy ideas, duffer".
i said," tujhe apni izzat pyaari hai ya nai".
she said," ofcourse hai".
i said," so do as i say, just go ahead and fart babe".
she said," you must be joking".
i said," common i am serious".
she said,"hmmm so you think, it will do the trick".
i said," see if its just a sexual attraction and if he just wants to bang you, he will get away from you with embarassment but if he loves you, we would have to come up with something else...till then just move ahead with our farting plan".
she said," you are mad....totally mad"
i said," bhaad main jaa fir...no suggestions from me now" and i made a angry face.
She said," ok i will do as you say".
i said," good girl".

And our meeting ended that day

Next day she came dancing and giggling, and as soon she came near me, she hugged me tightly and said," Mere chatur ramalingam, you are a genius.."
I said," so your so called obsessed lover,is no more obsessed with you".
She said," Yes actually it happened.....uski shakal dekhne layak thi..when i executed your plan..now he won't dare to come near me..... ha ha ha ha...."


Moral of the story- Sometimes a fart can do things that a slap cannot



Saturday, 18 October 2014

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- USKE DONO NIPPLES PE GOLIYAAN DAAGNA...JISNE TUMHARI DOST KI IZZAT PE FAREB DAALA


We meet every evening to have our favorite cup of tea from  the nearby chai wala bhaiya who puts his stall outside our colony and must say he makes really awesome tea.  I and her go for a night walk as we come back from work and have our favorite tea from that chai waala bhaiya.  One day like every other day, she had some interesting stuff to share. She said,” you know buddy I had told you, that there is this guy in my office who keeps hitting on me every day”. I said,” ya you did, that same idiotic guy naa….who keeps stalking you”. She said,” ya the same, but please don’t call him an idiot, I find him so cute”. I gave a big smile and ridiculed her,” ohh so finally, some feelings are actually there from your side too…its not really a one sided affair”. She laughed and said,” hmm don’t know may be, today he asked me out for a date, just a cup of coffee with him”. I said,” oh woowwww….things are really moving fast than I expected”. She chuckled and asked,” should I go”. I made a straight face and said,” no you should not”. She protested,” why should I not, common, just a cup of coffee, what’s wrong with it and what’s wrong with you, I will go”. I said,” ok chill, go but wear loose clothes, loose tops and a long loose skirt, no exposing of your tits and body”. Saying this I winked at her, she looked at me with a puzzled looked and gave me a punch and said,” chal bey, I will wear my normal clothes”. I said,” as you wish babe, I bet pakka….thorough out your coffee date, he will keep staring at your boobs or he will keep stealing glances at your figure”. She said,” that we will see”. I burst out laughing and said,” tera to kaam dal gaya beta”. She said,” onn poda”. We then wen to our respective homes.

Next day, we met at the same time, same place and went for a walk.  I looked at her and I could make out she was lost in a different world altogether. I asked her,” what happened, how was your coffee date, I guess you are still lost in his thoughts”. She replied still lost in her own world,” what you said was right”. I thought for a while,” and what did I say”. She said still lost,” that bastard was looking at my boobs all the time…moron…I have never met such a despo before”. As soon as I heard this, I burst out laughing and that laughter was unstoppable.  She made a sadistic expression,” now please don’t make fun of me, I am already depressed. You all men are the same….ass holes”. I got furious and said,” ohh mind your tongue….i had warned you before, you didn’t listen and now blaming the whole male fraternity…. You all women are the same, you never owe up to your own mistakes and blame others”. She said,” acha I am sorry, now I want you to promise me something”. I said,” what”. She took my hand in her and took it close to her heart, I for a while thought, what is she doing, is she proposing me.
 She said,” Us kamine ke dono nipples pe goliyan daagna, jisne tumhare dost ki izzat pe fareb daala” and saying this, she was rolled in laughter. I was like for a second didn’t get what she said but then after some seconds…I too was laughing with her………


Tuesday, 14 October 2014

CAT AND RAT


Life is like a race between Cat & Rat

& Rat mostly wins,

because Cat runs for food,
& Rat runs for life.



Remember: "Purpose is more important than need!!"

Sunday, 12 October 2014

A TRIBUTE TO A LOVING OLD COUPLE MADE FOR EACH OTHER


You stay hungry when away from each other,
Just to experience the joy of eating together,
And feeding those tiny morsels of love,
Into the heart of each other,
That wonderful journey of 27 years,
Where you walked with each other,
Side by side,
Your hands interwined together,
O Mam your silence speaks a thousand words,
Dear Sir you are then most loving man,
She could ever get,
The most perfect couple,
I have ever seen,
People say Marriages are made in heaven,
And when I look at you,
I realize what people say is so true,
I wish to see you together always,
Till you breath your last,

In the arms of each other……….

Saturday, 11 October 2014

A PAGE FROM SOMEONE ELSE ROMANTIC DIARY- SHE GOT A JOB AND I WAS STILL JOBLESS....HURT MY MALE EGO


Now it was not like those early good old times where we used to chat late night, sometimes talking on the phone till 4 in the morning singing romantic songs for each other. Times change so soon, she is now a working woman in a different city who is busy with her job and I am still the same “a jobless young man still living on the pocket money given to me by my parents”. The durations of calls have become less. She has to leave early in the morning and comes at 8 at night. Fully exhausted, fully tired. Our call time shifted from late night to late evening. As soon as she would leave office, she would give me a call and her journey till her house would last for half an hour. I never call her because as I said, I am a jobless man and cannot afford to call her everyday, she does always as she is the one with the job. She would then help her mother in finishing the daily chores, then have dinner and get free by 11.30 p.m and then we would end our romantic day with a brief chat on whatsapp which would end in 15-20 minutes and as she is really tired and has to wake up early next morning, I request her to go to sleep and I bid her good night with loads of kisses and thus like that goes every day.

Sometimes I feel as if there is a vacumm in my life with no job in hand and at times I feel the girl I love is slowly drifting away from me. Fear and insecurity at times frustrate me to core and I shed silent tears at times. Few days ago, her company had asked her to go to gurgaon for a 3 day seminar and there mobile phones were not allowed. She had informed me some days ago. That time I was ok with it but the day she left I actually understood the seriousness of the situation. For 3 days we couldn’t talk to each other, and I was like what the hell. All this years, there never went a single day when I didn’t hear her voice. I waited for those days to end and I thought 3 days would pass in a matter of time but with each passing hour I became obsessed with her thoughts, thinking of her. AN EMPTY MIND IS A DEVIL’S WORKSHOP and  I was becoming frustrated with each passing minute, in her absence I saw every negative thing happening in my life, I looked in the mirror and cursed myself for being worthless, for being of no use to anybody. I realized all this months I was happy even though nothing exciting was happening just because she was standing by me, she was there for me with her positive words and when a girl is by your side. It always boosts your confidence. She never made me feel worthless but then in her absence I could clearly see all my flaws, the wasps of reality were biting me. I grew bitter with people around me and in these emotional turmoil I spend those 3 days.

She had said that as soon as her seminar would end, she would call me and then on the fourth day at around 8.30 pm came her call, her name flashed on my screen and I jumped with joy. I received it and we had just said a few words when her phone got disconnected. I tried to call her but everytime there was a error in connection. There was some network problem and we couldn’t talk that day. I felt like throwing away my phone and then what has to happen will happen. I was dying to talk to her. I kept calling her but every time there was an error in connection. I slept with a heavy heart that day. The next day as soon as I woke up, I tried calling her but then the network problem was still persisiting and I still couldn’t talk to her.  At around 6 in the evening , I was in deep sleep when my phone started vibrating, usually I never pick up calls when I am sleeping but deep within I knew it was her who was calling me. I picked up the phone and it was she, I jumped from the bed with joy, wore my tshirt and received her call. Our talks lasted for 2 hours and I felt so relieved. I was really happy to hear her voice. It felt like I was hearing it after ages. But then I had realized by now, Love had mentally handicapped me and I really need to come out of the mess I was in. I couldn’t continue to live like this. This 3 days had shown me my flaws and weakness. I decided to get over them.  I cannot live whole my help resting on the shoulders of her love. I had to discover my ownself……..make  a career and prove myself…if not for others atleast to gain respect in my own eyes.



Well I really need to find a unemployed gal…..and fall in love wid her…..just to satisy my male ego…..ha ha ha ha lol….just kidding……